Poetic Tales

It has come to my attention
that our messenger has gone feral
astray with a large deposit.
A deposit deemed forfeit
for not honouring an agreement.
Don’t be fooled by this letter head
from his lawyer.
It’s in type but it’s
his hand writing.
Don’t think for one minute
that all dark skinned men are fools!
Yes they kill the Daniel in their
generation with a life of crime,
cocaine and long limbed women
but not this one it has come
to my attention that he is a leader
in a church.
It would have been better if he
shagged four female staff pregnant
and urinated on our floor
than to walk off with our money.

Only four women pregnant sir!

The man that leads the church
is a good man and they
are good people.

He’s not into man to man marking?
Is that the answer to the question
I did not ask?
You have been observing him Number 2?

This time pay Judas 70 pieces of silver
instead of 30 so he does not hang himself
every sister within that church that
he has spent more than two hours with
over the past ten years watch over them
just in case she turns out to be Joan of Ark.
Turn his friends any jilted lovers
against him. Send them corruption
send them war, if you turn
him into a hero
I will kill you both.
Be gone!