Buy the newspaper.
Believe it harmless as a paper gun,
it does not physically harm anyone.
Advertisements everywhere persuasion
with all sorts of gimmicks.
Buy a newspaper to feed your brain,
putting to rest your inquisitive mind.
Whilst you read we will cook up more
black and white pulp to be
consistently devoured;
deceit is the main ingredient
a paper without scandal is like
a gun without bullets.
The truth does not sell,
our paper is not plain, it is loaded
with words making it a paper gun.
So put it to your head and
pull the trigger daily.